Review of You Only Live Twice (2007) by Bugi P — 25 Nov 2011

In 1967 the US and Soviet Russia reach a new crisis when Jupiter 16, a US space capsule, is captured in Earth orbit by a strange rocket ship. The US accuses the Soviets of the space hijacking, even though Great Britain believes the alien ship landed in the Sea Of Japan. Her Majesty's Secret Service now swings into action by "killing" James Bond in Hong Kong - a ruse so Bond can move about Japan unmolested by his enemies. Working with, and enjoying the exotic hospitality of, Japanese SIS and its commander "Tiger" Tanaka, James uncovers evidence that a major chemical company is smuggling liquid oxygen for rocket fuel, and his and Tanaka's investigation leads to an extinct volcano that is the source of the space hijacking - just as a Soviet spacecraft is grabbed by the alien rocket and a previously scheduled US launch is pushed upward with America's strategic forces on full battle alert, forcing James and Tanaka to confront the true source of the space hijackings - SPECTRE, and its ruthless leader Ernst Stavro Blofeld.James Bond: Is this the only room there is?

Kissy Suzuki: Yes. That is your bed,.

[points to one side of room].

Kissy Suzuki: I shall sleep over there.

[points to other side of room].

James Bond: But we're supposed to be married.

Kissy Suzuki: Think again, please. You gave false name to priest.

James Bond: Yes, but we must keep up appearances. We're on our honeymoon.

Kissy Suzuki: No honeymoon. This is business.

James Bond: [pushing aside his oyster dinner] Well, I won't need these.