Review of You Only Live Twice (2007) by Larry Y — 01 May 2013

Seriously, I'm not even done with this movie yet and I hate it. Why does James Bond have to be Japanese, and worse yet, how does he get away with being an unconvincing one? Do we REALLY need a two-minute wedding ceremony? Because I feel as uncomfortable about it as Sean Connery OBVIOUSLY does.

The only saving grace so far is the theme song, which is catchy, despite itself. It's like that Black Eyed Peas song you can't stop humming, even though it makes you want to shove fetuses in your ears.