Review of Yor: The Hunter from the Future (1983) by Dan L — 28 Jul 2008

You might ask yourself "Yor? Who cares about Yor? And who would want to watch a film about him?".

But Yor actually has many things going for him. He has an amazing theme song, by some Journey sound alike band. It kicks in whenever he's doing something heroic, like smashing a giant bat creature out of the air so he can use it to hang-glide into the evil cavemen's liar.

In addition, he has amazing hair. You know he's going to hook up with the heroine of the movie because they're the only two cave people who aren't caked in shit.

And, in the face of a series of increasingly bogus bummers he keeps a positive attitude: bad cave people trash his village and steal all of the babes, he gets into some major negativity with some Star Wars rejects (A "spoiler" that gets totally blown by the dicks who made the movie poster and whoever came up with the title of the movie...more negativity!).

Ultimately, there's a little Yor in all of us. Or in the case of the heroine, there's rather a lot of Yor in her! High five, my friends! Yes!