Review of xXx: Return of Xander Cage (2017) by Flibikazoah — 04 Jul 2020
Vin Diesel allegedly wrote this film himself while masturbating to himself in the mirror.
Each scene is more irritating than the last, every character speaks only in quips.
Watch only if you're on death row and want to feel okay about leaving the world behind.
This review of xXx: Return of Xander Cage (2017) was written by Flibikazoah on 04 Jul 2020.
xXx: Return of Xander Cage has generally received mixed reviews.
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