Review of xXx: Return of Xander Cage (2017) by Paul B — 17 Feb 2017

If you thought The Fast and the Furious was the dumbest franchise that Vin Diesel could star then think again! Vin Diesel is back as Xander Cage in the sequel to the 2002 original and to be honest this has the same production values with sloppy CGI and even sloppier writing.

This could have been written by a 13 year old pubescent boy who has just discovered masturbation. All the female characters although are capable of firing a gun are mostly just sex objects for the camera to purveyors over or for Diesel to sleep with.

Which raises one of the most baffling points of this film. In the triple-X world Vin Diesel is some sort of sexuel Tyrannosaur in which every woman wants to sleep with, when in fact he's more of less just a potato in a vest.