Review of xXx: Return of Xander Cage (2017) by Joe S — 29 Jun 2017
HAHAHAHA. This movie is awful. Makes Ice Cubes State of the Union look like a masterpiece. Over the top set pieces. Over the top Vin Toretto. Over the top every fucking thing. They made me dislike a Donnie Yen movie, I fucking love Donnie Yen, even the movie where he is a legit man thawed from the ice called IceMan.
Anyway, Diesel needs to do another Riddick. Ditch Fast. Ditch XXX. Do a Riddick. Make another Riddick game and retire with some goddamn dignity.
I hate this movie with a seething passion.
This review of xXx: Return of Xander Cage (2017) was written by Joe S on 29 Jun 2017.
xXx: Return of Xander Cage has generally received mixed reviews.
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