Review of X-Men: Apocalypse (2016) by Bbc_Cuckold — 01 Aug 2016

"Saved" only by Quicksilver's scene in the mansion. Nightcrawler, Quicksilver were the only watchable characters. Everything else was awful, and Jean Grey's actress (whatever her name is) needs to take acting classes to learn something other than "long pause, then half-crying her lines" that she does as Sansa Stark.

Everything else in this movie, including the crappy makeup of Beast, stupid costumes, Olivia Munn's cringeworthy performance and stupid outfit, horrible acting and lines that don't even fit together, "destroy the world" scenes lifted straight out of literally every other movie (do they just have a template for destroying the Manhattan Bridge now?).

Hugh Jackman looked bored in his scene, while he was getting shot at, apparently nobody can hit him with fully automatic weapons at five feet away. Apocalypse looked retarded and the green screening on the mountain was some of the worst I've ever seen and you can tell on a home screen. Cringey evil characters standing around trying to look tough. Etc., etc.