Review of Wonder Woman (2009) by Philip A — 29 Jan 2010
One of the better straight-to-DVD comic book adaptations. The movie takes the subject of a smokin' hot Amazoniain chick from an all-female island who fights crime and monsters with bulletproof bracelets and a magic lasso and somehow makes it all palpatable.
It features love, betrayal, monsters, more monsters, invisible jets, a drinking contest, the God of War, and a full-scale mystical assault on the White House. Wonder Woman is one hard-ass bitch in this movie, but she still takes time to talk to her young femal fans, and instruct them on how to beat the hell out of boys.
This movie also deals with a few logic flaws that the comic books has. For instance: in this movie, Wonder Woman acutally looks Greek, instead of a pasty-skinned white bitch. Also: guys be mackin' on her all the time.
When tied up with the lasso of truth, her love interest confesses to loving Wonder Woman's rack. When first introducing Wonder Woman to the "outside world of man," the dude takes her to a bar and tried to get her drunk.
SO HE CAN HAVE SEX WITH HER ((implied*). She drinks him under the table, because she's fucking Wonder Woman, which leads to the question: can Wonder Woman beat Superman in a drinking contest? Remember when Superman got so drunk in Superman 3 that he couldn't fly? That was awesome.
This review of Wonder Woman (2009) was written by Philip A on 29 Jan 2010.
Wonder Woman has generally received positive reviews.
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