Review of Witless Protection (2008) by Dan W — 04 Jun 2008

What a load of saggy old man bollocks !!

Yeah rednecks are funny but ffs !

This film is a bag of shi*e !!!

This review of Witless Protection (2008) was written by Dan W on 04 Jun 2008.

Witless Protection has generally received negative reviews.

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Rating: 22/100 (F) Larry the Cable Guy should stick to stand-up comedy, something he's below average. he's a terrible actor…

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By Sara B (406) on 20 Sep 2009

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By Ryan B (2,114) on 09 May 2009

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I can remember all the ingrown hair on my ex girlfriends front butt ha ha the airport scene is brilliant wanna see that back, but not smell…

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By Niteowl716 S (5) on 21 Apr 2009

I think he's funnier as a stand-up comic. Was disappointed in the movie…

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