Review of Witless Protection (2008) by Melissa A — 19 Aug 2008

Your typical Larry the Cable Guy movie. Corny jokes.

This review of Witless Protection (2008) was written by Melissa A on 19 Aug 2008.

Witless Protection has generally received negative reviews.

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By Dan K (743) on 19 Jun 2011

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By Sara B (406) on 20 Sep 2009

It was hillarious I loved it non stop laughing but if you don't like larry the cable guy you probably won't like it…

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By Stephen S (1,614) on 09 Nov 2009

It wasn't all that bad. There were definitely plenty of entertaining moments, although on the whole it was kind of ridiculous…

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By Jon M (853) on 18 Apr 2009

Wasn't very good, some funny parts but besides that, fairly lame…

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By David M (3,086) on 07 Mar 2010

Too cheap, too silly, all these fart jokes... why didn't they hire a scriptwriter? Complete waste of time…

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