Review of Weasels Rip My Flesh (1979) by Joel R — 20 Sep 2007
Returning from the planet Venus (AKA the lamp in the corner of the room), an errant NASA spacecraft crashes into the ocean (a pond next to a council estate), spilling its radioactive cargo (a bottle of jif with green food colouring).
Enveloped by a radioactive mass, a rabid weasel(hand in a sock) is transformed into a gigantic killer mutant.(a spastic in a bin-bag) Prowling the countryside(still in the council estate), the huge weasel kills and devours victims (bumbles into them and squirts ketchup).
The creature is captured by a disturbed scientist(student with a glue on mustache) who plans to use its regenerative blood to amass an army of similar monsters(cut to a pet shop full of er... killer weasels), enabling him to conquer the Earth.
(Sounds scary... doesn't it?).
This review of Weasels Rip My Flesh (1979) was written by Joel R on 20 Sep 2007.
Weasels Rip My Flesh has generally received mixed reviews.
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