Review of Waterworld (1995) by Ian R — 07 Jul 2010
Boring, campy, and wooden. Costner's character is a douchebag Han Solo wannabe with bad hair. Everyone else is a total asshole or retarded, other than the grizzled sheriff guy who thinks he's in a spaghetti western.
It's like this... they took Star Wars, took out the 'star' and replaced all the spaceships with boats. Then they took out the 'wars' and replaced them with a bunch of fools with goggles doing flips and shit on jet skis firing rusty uzis with shrouds that look like cheese graters.
Attention: steampunk is not cool. Whoever invented steampunk should be strangled to death with a bicycle chain. Steampunk is fucking worse than Hitler at the circus.
Waterworld is bad. Don't watch it.
This review of Waterworld (1995) was written by Ian R on 07 Jul 2010.
Waterworld has generally received mixed reviews.
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