Review of Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story (2007) by Gaspar O — 21 Feb 2014

I am, admittedly, a huge John Reilly fan. That being said, this is a fantastic film, an epic, sweeping, brilliant biopic mockery with some truly amazing original songs. I laughed out loud, over and over, even as I was transfixed by the genius I was witnessing. The incredible cast rivals all the 70s Airport movies and all three Roots combined. OK, maybe not, but the cast is beyond impressive. Wow, just wow, if the upturned noses in Hollywood ever rewarded comedy, this would be Best Picture worthy. I liked it a little...

***** All the elevator buttons -.

So incredibly high -.

I stand today for the midget -.

Half the size of a regular guy.

***** Let me hold you little man -.

As the parade passes by -.

Let me hold you little man -.

We'll make believe you can fly.

***** You shout for me to put you down -.

But I'm marching today for your cause -.

I'm bangin' the drum -.

Your big day will come -.

When they remake the Wizard of Oz.

***** So let me hold you midget man -.

Pretend that you're flying in space -.

Let me hold you midget man -.

So the dog will stop licking your face.