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Review of Van Helsing (2004) by Dave A — 15 Feb 2012

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No not fucking really! But still I cant help but give it five stars!!!!

This review of Van Helsing (2004) was written by Dave A on 15 Feb 2012.

Van Helsing has generally received mixed reviews.

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