Review of Vampires Suck (2010) by The Smex * — 24 Feb 2011

I really enjoyed this film but it was so much like twilight rather than taking the pi$$ out of it.

This review of Vampires Suck (2010) was written by The Smex * on 24 Feb 2011.

Vampires Suck has generally received negative reviews.

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