Review of Vampires Suck (2010) by Shannon S — 16 Mar 2011

Fairly funny, not the best parody ever though.

NOT one to see with grandparents. Believe me.

This review of Vampires Suck (2010) was written by Shannon S on 16 Mar 2011.

Vampires Suck has generally received negative reviews.

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By Austin G (601) on 14 Aug 2015

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By Gabriel C (666) on 05 May 2016

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By Dennis King (67) for Tulsa World (603) on 24 Jul 2014

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By Alexander P (1,095) on 31 Oct 2014

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By Natalie Southwick (1) for Boston Globe (6,852) on 08 Jun 2016

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By Elizabeth Weitzman (1,905) for New York Daily News (5,623) on 23 Jan 2016

Vampires doesn't suck, exactly, but the laziness and lack of imagination kinda bites…

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