Review of Vampires Suck (2010) by Jonathan G — 28 May 2011

Vampires Suck Matt Lanter, Jenn Proske, Ken Jeong.

Directed by: Jason Friedberg PG-13.

So uh, the parody guys are back. And they're funnier than ever! Haha just kidding no, it sucks just as much as every other time.

If you're gonna make fun of Twilight and have fellow Twilight haters to engage in the comedy, you've got to do it right. Otherwise, it will just suck. Maybe that was what they we're trying to do, hence Vampires Suck? Maybe the movie was just called Vampires, and they added suck to it, just as a warning. They forgot the s on the end of suck though. But really, there's no general storyline here again, as usual, they spoof all of the recent trendy things such as the big one Twilight, Jersey Shore, and many other lame and pointless skits. These guys aren't fooling anyone, they never improve, and if so, never enough. Never to a point that would make me excited for the next stupid parody of all things to make me go out to the theatre and pay good money to see it. Last time I did that, it must have been Epic Movie. I've learned, and so have the people. They usually generate pretty good money, but the filmmakers have been making less money lately because people are seeing how bad they truly are. Less money, means less movies too! Vampires Suck was the newest movie in two years! I was hoping to never see one again, and now maybe that could come true. Well, y'know unless they somehow come up with something hysterical as the Scary Movie days, but that's far off. Far off. C.