Review of Vampires Suck (2010) by Ryan A — 10 May 2015

With only one laughable moment during the entire film, Vampires Suck is even more awful than the series it parodies off of.

This review of Vampires Suck (2010) was written by Ryan A on 10 May 2015.

Vampires Suck has generally received negative reviews.

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By Anna Smith (519) for Metro (UK) (700) on 22 Aug 2018

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By That Guy C (14) on 26 Feb 2014

Pretty gruesome with bad effects and the occasional joke. Not as good as the trailer suggests. Dissapointed to be honest…

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