Review of Vampires Suck (2010) by Lance P — 04 Jun 2011
Absurdly dead on parody of my most hated (and I use the word loosely here) "vampire" franchise. 90210's Matt Lanter (Liam) is Edward Sullen with whipped hair and sparkling skin. Newcomer Jenn Proske is Becka the overtly angst ridden dimwit who can't make a decision about anything and Gossip Girls Chris Riggi (lily and rufus's lovechild) is Jacob who prefers chasing cats than Becka.
Why waste your time with Twilight, this one is far more entertaining and has better jokes.
This review of Vampires Suck (2010) was written by Lance P on 04 Jun 2011.
Vampires Suck has generally received negative reviews.
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