Review of Vampires Suck (2010) by Nicholas D — 14 Dec 2011

'B'-rate parody on the Twilight series, but there are some good moments of pure satire in there about Twilight which were just too funny.

This review of Vampires Suck (2010) was written by Nicholas D on 14 Dec 2011.

Vampires Suck has generally received negative reviews.

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