Review of Vampires Suck (2010) by Guilherme V — 17 Apr 2012

VERY FUNNY IF THERE WAS 1 WORD TO DESCRIBE THIS MOVIE IS "HALERIOUS".

This review of Vampires Suck (2010) was written by Guilherme V on 17 Apr 2012.

Vampires Suck has generally received negative reviews.

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It's bad enough that we have Twilight. It's worse when they decided to make a parody for a show that a lot of people can't stand…

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