Review of Vampires Suck (2010) by Emmanuel T — 18 Jul 2012

Vampires Suck is a spoof of the famous Twilight Saga movies, following the same plot-line with much ludicrous.

The entire point of this film is to say that the Twilight Saga movies are a waste of time. This film does nothing but bring crude, offensive, and non humorous jokes. This is the kind of film that works more as a 5 minute Youtube video, but instead it pushes the limits and works as an 82 minute movie. Some may laugh at some points, but once it keeps going, it becomes ridiculous. Yes, the Twilight movies aren't so great, but this film is even worse. It must have taken about 30 minutes to write the script alone. This is how bad it is. And another thing, why on Earth is Lady Gaga in a Twilight spoof? it would have been a little better if the spoof only revolved around Twilight. Plus the cast is terribly picked, none of the people who act in this movie look anything like the ones in the real Twilight Saga movies. If you're gonna' make fun of a bad movie, do it right.