Review of Vampires Suck (2010) by Jonas B — 25 Jul 2012

How do you actually fail worse than the actual material you're making fun of?

This review of Vampires Suck (2010) was written by Jonas B on 25 Jul 2012.

Vampires Suck has generally received negative reviews.

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By Will B (466) on 10 Apr 2014

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By Trev29 (411) on 15 Nov 2014

Another parody movie translates into another piece of crap. What exactly is the point of these movies…

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By Isaac C (259) on 15 Apr 2014

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