Review of Vampires: Los Muertos (2002) by Marolyn H — 24 Mar 2007

Jon Bon Jovi should not act. What was with the lady helping him, she sounded stoned.

This review of Vampires: Los Muertos (2002) was written by Marolyn H on 24 Mar 2007.

Vampires: Los Muertos has generally received mixed reviews.

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By Max M (899) on 09 Feb 2010

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By Josh H (1,272) on 03 Feb 2011

What a b-movie. Just a really stupid. I can't really say much more than that. Jon Bon Jovi is the lead, that should tell you all you need to know…

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I'm a very generous & understanding critic - I gauge films on what they aspire to be...not necessarily MY personal preferences…

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I'm not going to say that this is the greatest vampire film ever, but it iis worth at least a once over, and to many Bon Jovi fans, a twice…

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By Lucy W (391) on 27 Feb 2012

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