Review of Vampires: Los Muertos (2002) by Muerta X — 09 Jul 2008

The title is what I dig most but the movie is just ok.

This review of Vampires: Los Muertos (2002) was written by Muerta X on 09 Jul 2008.

Vampires: Los Muertos has generally received mixed reviews.

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By Cori A (84) on 30 Oct 2010

Not as bad as you might think it would be. Jon Bon Jovi does a pretty good job as a vampire hunter. Not too bad of a supporting cast…

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By Allan C (2,173) on 17 Sep 2016

I would say Vampires: Los Muertos is the vampire film with the worst acting I have ever seen -- but I've actually seen Drink Me…

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The action never quite gets going. I was interested and it held my attention but this was far from successful…

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By Ash J (272) on 12 Oct 2010

As big a fan as I was of John Caprenter's Vampires film, this half-assed sequel is more pitiful than any description I could come up with to use…

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By Gary E (80) on 25 Apr 2008

Not an Oscar contender, but as a horror flick, it is not too bad. Entertaining enough, violent enough, horrors enough, to keep you amused…

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By Julie G (404) on 26 May 2009

This sequel has less plot, less recognizable actors, and less gore. Howere, it's much less depressing than the first…

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By Kim D (198) on 17 Feb 2010

Ok, so the plot sucks and the only reason it is on my list is because it combines Jon Bon Jovi and vampires which are my 2 favorite obsessions…

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By Nick B (1,566) on 27 Mar 2011

Would have given it less but Jon Bon Jovi made this watchable, the first half of the movie wasnt to bad and I was surprised but then it got…

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By Josh H (1,272) on 03 Feb 2011

What a b-movie. Just a really stupid. I can't really say much more than that. Jon Bon Jovi is the lead, that should tell you all you need to know…

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By Maria V (379) on 03 Apr 2008

Por supuesto con Jon Bon Jovi no podia faltar…

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