Review of Valhalla Rising (2009) by Darryl D — 21 Jul 2011

So slooooow.. I give it one star just because Mads Mikkelsen does a great roll, otherwise I think it was a total waste of time!

This review of Valhalla Rising (2009) was written by Darryl D on 21 Jul 2011.

Valhalla Rising has generally received mixed reviews.

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