Review of Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets (2017) by Ian Y — 26 Dec 2017

Soo much money wasted in this piece of shit movie.

This review of Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets (2017) was written by Ian Y on 26 Dec 2017.

Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets has generally received mixed reviews.

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By Alex G (1,313) on 10 Jul 2018

Valerian was a movie that looked interesting, with decent effects, a solid cast, a setting with great potential, and a director who has done…

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By Al B (45) on 04 Aug 2018

I loved it, interesting story. Great Characters! wish it was a little longer, would watch it again…

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By Aaron N (493) on 18 Jul 2018

Its not a deep film but overall I had fun and in 4k it looks stunning…

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By Jake C (820) on 19 Aug 2018

The visuals are indescribably imaginative, surreal, and kinetic-while the plot is indescribably overloaded and convoluted, the casting and…

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By Emily Asher-Perrin (84) for Tor.com (87) on 08 Jan 2019

There is no excuse for dialogue like this-unless it's meant to be read as a pure parody…

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By Jonathan P (1,108) on 13 Jul 2018

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By Richard B (1,390) on 08 Dec 2018

This is one of those movies made for a specific group of people. It has great world building and I enjoyed the characters and concepts…

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By Nguyen Le (136) for The Critical Movie Critics (78) on 09 Oct 2018

Pop in 'The Fifth Element' again. It was, after all, Valerian before Valerian was Valerian…

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All in all, I would caution ... (those) just there to see the visuals to think twice ... It felt like a complete waste of time…

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