Review of Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets (2017) by Hailtothevictor — 22 Jul 2017
Everytime Cara Delevingne's eyes got wide in response to something happening onscreen, I couldn't help but think 'Acting!' in a Jon Lovitz parody. Seriously, this was worse than 'Enders Game' but had way more money thrown at it.
Luc Besson has a couple classics and this ain't one of 'em. The dialog is so bad, I really would have enjoyed it better as a silent film, or in a foreign language with subtitles. Visually ok. I kept thinking in some scenes, 'Oh, look, they're standing in front of a green screen.
This review of Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets (2017) was written by Hailtothevictor on 22 Jul 2017.
Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets has generally received mixed reviews.
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