Review of Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets (2017) by James M — 06 Aug 2017

One 2017s worst movies. A dogs breakfast from start to finish.

This review of Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets (2017) was written by James M on 06 Aug 2017.

Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets has generally received mixed reviews.

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By Secret R (16) on 29 Dec 2018

I saw Valerian for the first time on 75 4K Ultra HD TV and it was a visually stunning feast for the eyes. Cara Delevinge was perfect…

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By Jake C (820) on 19 Aug 2018

The visuals are indescribably imaginative, surreal, and kinetic-while the plot is indescribably overloaded and convoluted, the casting and…

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By Anil E (4) on 14 Oct 2018

I think this film had many elements from the books that made it very worthy (i owned the books since I am a kid)…

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