Review of Urban Justice (2007) by Dan T — 08 Jan 2008

Haha, hmmm Seagal how old are you now? Are you still in shape anymore? Whats that? I can't hear you talking? What. Stop whispering damnit!

So seeing the phrase on the back "Seagal is taking over the hood" how can someone not want to see a movie with a 60 year old chunky kung foo artist who cant do anything anymore, and hasent been able to for the last 8 years, taking over a sterotypical "hood"? The acting hasent changed in Seagals library for 15 years. Still shitty, but so shitty you can sit there and laugh your balls off. Good time: getting this movie, some alcohol, friends, and laugh at how shitty every bit of this movie is. Mabye is Seagal would movie while he is fighting, it might be a bit more entertaining. But then again, thats the fun of a Seagal movie. Bitch Slap those gangstas!