Review of Universal Soldier: The Return (1999) by Scott S — 22 Aug 2009

The first was a cheesy sci fi action classic, this sequel was absolutely horrendous.

This review of Universal Soldier: The Return (1999) was written by Scott S on 22 Aug 2009.

Universal Soldier: The Return has generally received negative reviews.

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