Review of Underworld: Evolution (2006) by Tomd. — 28 Jan 2006

A million more render bars couldn't save this baby from the dingos [although count on the inevitable third film to include even more top dollar 720° camera moves]. If you're way into myspace-style goth, love dystopian mist over dark 'somewhere in Europe' landscapes and you have a sweet tooth for brainless visual stimulation, this may be the dog whistle you've been saving your ears for.