Review of Underworld: Evolution (2006) by Rebecca T — 25 Sep 2017

Underworld is a melodramatic franchise about warring vampires and wolves, in which people of different species fall in love. The blue-gray aesthetics are bludgeoning, the script is convoluted and convenient, and the lore is incredibly unwieldy.

I constantly found myself checking Wikipedia just to keep up. It's definitely not good, but with moments of ridiculous fun in the action and a surprising sense of care in the filmmaking, at least I can say it's better than Twilight.

..but just barely.