Review of Under Siege 2: Dark Territory (1995) by Edward M — 03 Apr 2008
Oh boy, this movie far surpasses Under Siege simply because of all the absurd things happening in this movie. For instance, I love how Steven Seagal's hair does not move at all when he is running outside on top of a train going full speed. I also really enjoy one of the fight scenes at the end where Seagal engages in a battle with an enemy wielding a massively huge and sharp knife. Steven Seagal, without a knife, appears to do some dance with hand-gestures somewhat resembling the Macarena Dance while the guy with the giant knife stares at him, only to get punched directly in the forehead and knocked out. The main villain is also extremely absurd.
Quote of the movie:
Travis Dane: That's what it says - Ryback.
Mercenary # 2: Casey f*&^in' Ryback?
Mercenary #1: Jesus Christ.
Travis Dane: Who's Casey f*&^ng Ryback?
This review of Under Siege 2: Dark Territory (1995) was written by Edward M on 03 Apr 2008.
Under Siege 2: Dark Territory has generally received mixed reviews.
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