Review of Troy (2004) by Alexandra W — 10 Jun 2012

Dear Troy,.

I know they have The Iliad at the public library. Maybe you should check it out. Also, I commend your casting choices--not Brad Pitt. His drifting, unnecessary accent sucked the big one. No, I'm talking about the dude who played the king whose constant sounding-as-if-he-had-peanut-butter-stuck-to-the-roof-of-his-mouth delivery makes the movie almost interesting.

Yours ever truly, Al.