Review of Treasure of the Four Crowns (1983) by Vincent Y — 16 Aug 2007

Indiana Jones never-be, J.T. Striker employs a crack team of alcoholics, circus clowns with weak hearts, dim totty, some explosive trousers and a key that randomly emits a shatter-every-glass-in-the-room-whistle for ages, to sneak undetected into the heavily guarded castle fortress of an evil cult and dangle precariously over a laser field to retrieve the mystical four crowns.

Despite the title, there's only three and some stuffed weasles with spears coming out of their mouth in 3D. Striker's Linda Blair reaction to this is sublime.