Review of Transporter 2 (2005) by Tim E — 01 Oct 2009

WORST. FILM. EVER. but extremely hilarious.

This review of Transporter 2 (2005) was written by Tim E on 01 Oct 2009.

Transporter 2 has generally received mixed reviews.

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