Review of Transformers: Dark of the Moon (2011) by Tristan P — 28 Jun 2014

To be honest this summer has been really kinda "eh" with stand out movies that create an impact... The Best movie of 2011 for the summer thus far is still X-Men First class. It really is that good.

Don't bother with Pirates, Cars 2, or that dreadful Green Lantern. Just go see that... Oh wait what was I supposed to be talking about???... oh yeah transformers... right. Ok in short it was good.

. the subtitle should have been "EXPLOSIONS GO BOOM!!". Yeah... there's a ton of them. So for guys who wanna get a hard on just by seeing Optimus beating the hell out of a Decepticon you are going to be very hard after this.

BUT... AND I REPEAT BUT.... It's not as good as the other 2. Not even fuggin close. Tbh Shia LeBeouf gets WAAAAAAAYYY more screen time than any of the transformers. And do you know who gets the least??? MEGATRON AND STARSCREAM!!!! WTF x100000000?!?!?!??!? You'd think that since Megatron and his number one thug Starscream are important to Transformers in general they'd have more screen time.

But no. Of Course not. They have about 20-25 min on the screen. And that's it out of 3 hours. 3 F-ING HOURS!!!! Uggghhhh and theres a number of other things wrong like the french girl cant' act, a number of other transformers get barely any screen time, Megatron ain't the bad guy and (SPOILER ALERT HERE) is.

Yeah sorry.. not gunna ruin who the bad guy is. Plus Patrick Dempsey and the Chinese guy from the Hangover Movies are in the Movie. Yeah I was kinda shocked that they were in it. Ok so all in all don't be surprised if you see Shia and his friends way more often than the transformers and it was not as good as the last two but still was good.

I'd see it. But not more than twice. It wasn't THAT good.