Review of Toys (1992) by Alex S — 04 Sep 2014

A mix of Willy Wonka and War Games, proof that he would of been better than Depp in the 2005 Wonka film.

This review of Toys (1992) was written by Alex S on 04 Sep 2014.

Toys has generally received mixed reviews.

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You'd think with it being about toys that children would enjoy it, but they won't. So then you'd think adults would like it, but they won't…

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By John A (1,813) on 11 Aug 2014

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By Amy B (403) on 17 Dec 2016

I love this movie. It's funny, action packed, smart and full of heart. It's my teenager's favorite Christmas movie…

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By Al F (48) on 29 Dec 2017

Brilliant in its time and nearly restored my faith in humanity (as Robin Williams often does)…

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No child I know would benefit from seeing this work, and certainly no adult…

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By Edward C (495) on 04 Apr 2014

Worst Robin Williams movie ever. very disappointed in the entire thing…

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