Review of Chances Are (1989) by Se7Enth A — 19 Feb 2009
What?
What just happened here? I swore... no, that can't be RDJ... no, it's... too... horrible...
Okay, needless to say, this was a giant, f'ing disaster. There were a couple of giggle-worthy moments, but the convoluted plot and wretched script, coupled with flat characters and incomprehensible choices of scenes... yeah. A giant, f'ing disaster. I would say this film suffers from "This scene is here because..." syndrome. I can just imagine the creative crew in a room, discussing, "Well, we need to show these two characters are close. Let's get them dancing on a merry-go-round! We need to show some sort of connection between the two lives. Ooh, let's keep making the same awkward situation fifty times! And don't forget, Cher needs to sing that final tune. Plot relevancy? Phfffft. Who *cares* about that, anyway." This officially makes my "Avoid Like the PLAGUE" list.
This review of Chances Are (1989) was written by Se7Enth A on 19 Feb 2009.
Chances Are has generally received positive reviews.
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