Review of Toys (1992) by Daniel H — 02 Mar 2009

"My black son, he's coming to stay, My black son, he's making each day the best that he can. Also he's a ninja!".

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But yeah, The plot synopsis says it all:

"There are two reasons to see Toys: some phenomenal visual spectacle and the utterly adorable performance of Joan Cusack.".

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Agreed.

Also, notice that there isn't a third reason to watch it: the quality of the film. Because lets face it, this is a bad movie. But a lot of people love it, and understandably so. The only reason I give it 3 stars is to reflect how much I hated to love it. So you know that since I like it, it's going to be sick and twisted, though not necessarily intentionally so.

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In fact, when I'm done here, I think I'll go back to Hulu and watch it a second time.

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P.s. what kind of US army general drives a Lamborghini LM anyway?!

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P.p.s. Hey! You broke my sister!