Review of Toys (1992) by Johnny T — 27 Dec 2012

Creepy and off putting. The only thing I thought was cool in this movie was Alien-Owl.

This review of Toys (1992) was written by Johnny T on 27 Dec 2012.

Toys has generally received mixed reviews.

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By Christopher S (2,154) on 20 Nov 2013

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By Vanessa Letts (61) for The Spectator (1,162) on 24 Jul 2018

No child I know would benefit from seeing this work, and certainly no adult…

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By Owen Gleiberman (3,271) for Entertainment Weekly (6,953) on 23 Feb 2014

The film is a jokey, nattering fiasco, as awful as Hudson Hawk…

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By Drake S (48) on 20 Nov 2013

Off beat, visual, not quite children's movie. Suppose it could have taken itself more seriously but that may have made it worse…

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There's a lot of substance here, but maybe just too much, because it gets kind of confused towards the end…

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By Greg R (1,187) on 06 Apr 2015

You'd think this would be in Williams wheelhouse.....maybe a little too so…

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Absolutely surprising film. Great cast and great laughs…

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