Review of Torque (2004) by James S — 23 Jan 2009
This is seriously awful stuff. From the dreadful script to the naff characters to the crap action sequences to the ludicrous so called plot twists, this is just a terrible, terrible movie.
Most of it looks like a cross between a rap video and a bike commercial....there's even an embarrassingly long scene in which a bunch of women soap themselves while washing bikes. It's very colourful but totally dead behind the eyes.
Some semblence of hope is retained in that they might cap it all off with a cool bike chase at the end but alas it's left to a Spectrum like cgi scene which ends just as awfully as everything that has preceded it.
Turd-rockers Nickelback play over the final credits sealing this films fate as one of the worst movies of all time.
This review of Torque (2004) was written by James S on 23 Jan 2009.
Torque has generally received mixed reviews.
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