Review of Tomb Raider (2018) by Schnitzelpoof — 16 Mar 2018

Congratulations! You've made Lara Croft ugly. This is what passes for a feminine victory nowadays, and it's a hell of a lot easier than creating an interesting or entertaining film. Now, if the makers of this film can help society progress a little further by burning their next script, and throwing themselves down a deep pit, I'd consider giving this film a 3. Thank you.

Update: love to see all the feminists getting triggered by this review. Keep reeeeeing - you're not going to change us, or what we like.