Review of Titanic (1997) by Chrisb. — 04 Jul 2007
Worst movie ever made. Were it not for Kate Winslet being naked for a couple of minutes, I'd have gouged my eyes out. There probably would have been a class-action lawsuit against James Cameron because his movie caused blindness due to eye-gouging had Kate Winslet not been naked.
It's a bullshit romance. Go watch Rambo or something if you want to see a real movie. You know, one where there's no character development and shit gets blown up because it's awesome.
This review of Titanic (1997) was written by Chrisb. on 04 Jul 2007.
Titanic has generally received very positive reviews.
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