Review of Timeline (2003) by Mattk. — 18 Dec 2003
I saw this movie right after seeing master and commander because I had time to kill. I never thought it looked any good, but the only other movie playing was brother bear, so I choose timeline. I think I would of preferred watching brother bear now.
from the awful plot, the lame special effects, and the "wormholes" in the story, this movie is disgusting. the acting is so unbelievably atrocious, I mean oh my god, I cant even begin to explain.
....that french dude francois doesn't deserve to be in a home video for crying out loud, and yet he gets that salary while anyone else in the world would be better cast. maybe he's a cool guy, but what were they thinking? the dialog sucks big time, making no sense, the love story is baseless, the action isn't 1/10,000,000 as good as any scene from one of the lord of the rings movies.
this ruined my "good movie feeling" I had from watching master and commander, and I hope someone punishes these people.
This review of Timeline (2003) was written by Mattk. on 18 Dec 2003.
Timeline has generally received mixed reviews.
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