Review of Time Chasers (1994) by Morgan S — 11 Mar 2007

One of my favorties of all time, truly a bad movie that everyone will enjoy. It is full of amazing dialogue, cheap visual effects, and horrible "action" sequences, yet still manages to have time for an unbelievable (in a bad/good way) story.

My favorite part of this story would have to be that the secrets of time travel can all fit on a few floppy disks and can be accesed via a commodore 64. There is nothing quite as sweet as that.

Matthew Bruch stars as the inventer of the Time Transport. His chin is amazingly huge, and he has a forehead to match, not your average action star. In fact in one scene where he kisses co-star Bonnie Pritchard, his chin entirely engulfs her face, we literally see nothing but chin. That in itself is a good reason to pick up a copy of this movie, which I found at a cheap discount store.

Besides our giant-chinned, huge foreheaded, mullet-sporting star, the cast also features the wondeful Peter Harrington as Matt Paul. This man is so bad, it makes Bruch seem like the God of Acting.

My only wish is that everyone could see this movie. It takes you from the early 90's, to the future (which looks just like the early 90's) back to the 50's (a few rented classic cars makes this possible) then back to the days of the Revolutionary War, all in an hour and a half.