Review of Time Chasers (1994) by Jean-Francois V — 16 Aug 2009

Rated 7 O'Clock by Timelinks (uh?) and riffed by MST3K, this is an ultra-cheap movie from 1994 that looks as if it was made a lifetime before "Back to the Future" and is so dull it ranks 72nd in IMDb's bottom 100. Starring the uncharismatic Matthew Burch (who looks like a Weird Al Yankovic parody of Roddy Piper, without the muscle), it is a story about a guy who can fly but not drive, so rather than turn a DeLorean into a time machine, he uses his state-of-the-art Apple II to turn a Cessna into one, inviting a girl from high school into the cockpit to make out with her while travelling to the future and the past. But an evil CEO etc.

My favorite MST3K comments: "So it's bicycles, hey? We accept your choice of vehicles"; "He's trying to ask himself out"; and "This was written? I don't think so.".