Review of The Witch (2016) by Lamontraymond — 19 Feb 2016

Wow, was that a snoozer. Some of these critics are calling it "terrifying" and "a classic!" That's a joke. I was bored for most of this sucker, and the dialogue was completely unintelligible about half the time, which is a problem when there's very little action.

This was touted as an acclaimed wide release horror film - man, I had a much better time with the horror indie Southbound that I saw last weekend. So yeah, the oldest daughter had presence and her acting performance is solid, but the movie sets a major trap for itself and proceeds to fall right into it.

Believe me, this is a film should AVOID. Most of my theater burst out with laughs and boos when it was over.