Review of The Wicker Man (2006) by Timh. — 16 Oct 2009
Oh... my... god... I'm still trying to catch my breath after the Leelee Sobieski fight scene, the nonsensical dialogue, and the ridiculous bee symbolism. Fuckin' funniest piece of trash I've ever beheld; this here flick is a veritable how-to of bad movie-making (or remaking, in this case).
The hilarity comes to an irresistibly laugh-out-loud head when Cage is dragged half-naked by feminists to his own personal burning man. Trust me, don't watch this one alone OR sober. Friends and booze are required to fully experience the grandeur.
This review of The Wicker Man (2006) was written by Timh. on 16 Oct 2009.
The Wicker Man has generally received negative reviews.
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